Top Ten Things You
Don't Want To Hear
From Your Accountant

SUBMITTED: April 15, 2004
LATE SHOW HOSTED BY DAVID LETTERMAN

WRITER: Rick Allen

SEGMENT: Top 10 Things ...

10 I don't have a pencil, I`ll just use these crayons.
9 Thanks for the oral sex but you're still being audited
8 A couple of buttons are stuck on this calculator, I`ll just guesstimate.
7 Your return can go either way when using this weegie board.
6 Don't worry, I,m very good with numbers, I moonlight as a bookie.
5 Experience? For 10 years they called me H&R on the cell block.
4 Lets just get naked!!
3 I used those lucky numbers from the fortune cookie to get you
the maximum.
2 Can you pay up front in cash? I need the singles for "Scores".
1 I'm in a rock band called the " Accounting Crowes"
Lets Jam!!!